Funny Family Quotes Perfect for 2022 | Routinely Nomadic (2023)

Families can be amazing, annoying and crazy all at the same time, and we love them for it! It’s a bond that continues through generations, so why not make them remember your wit and humor with these funny family quotes? We’ve rounded up the best which include short funny quotes about family, crazy family quotes, funny inspirational family quotes, funny relatives quotes, family fun quotes, funny quotes on family and friends, funny family quotes for the holidays, funny family sayings and short funny family sayings.

Whether you want to give them a dose of inspiration or make family gatherings more enjoyable, it’s all right here in our list of funny family quotes.

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Funny Family Quotes

If you’re looking for some good laughs, these funny family quotes should do the trick.

“I realized my family was funny because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.” — Anthony Anderson

“One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family.” — Jonathan Safran Foer

“The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.” — George Carlin

“The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life’s essential unfairness.” — Nancy Mitford

“When I was ten, my family moved to Downer’s Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.” — Emo Phillips

“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.” — Gracie Allen

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“Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.” — Earl Wilson

“Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern…like bad wallpaper.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

“In some families, ‘please’ is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was ‘sorry’.” — Margaret Laurence

“There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more…secure.” — Jim Butcher

“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” — Rodney Dangerfield

“Family is just an accident. They don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are.” — Marsha Norman

“I been with strangers all day and they treated me like family. I come in here to family and you treat me like a stranger.” — August Wilson

“My friends and family always thought I was pretty funny, but I don’t know if they thought I was get–my–own–show funny.” — Nick Kroll

“My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.” — Penelope Lombard

“Family: a social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.” — Evan Esar

“In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families, that they are least two – thirds incontinent.” — Robert Brault

“If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that “Members not Present” and “Subjects Discussed” were one and the same.” — Robert Brault

“A man’s womenfolk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin to pity.” — H. L. Mencken

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” — Erma Bombeck

Short Funny Quotes About Family

Enjoy these short funny quotes about family. You can also check out our lists of Short Quotes About Family and Best Short Quotes.

“Being part of a family means smiling for photos.” — Harry Morgan

“If your family tree does not fork, you might be a redneck.” — Jeff Foxworthy

“I think togetherness is an important ingredient of family life.” — Barbara Bush

“There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.” — Herbert V. Prochnow

“All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.” — W.C. Fields

“The advantage of having only one child is that you always know who did it.” — Erma Bombeck

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“Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.” — Martin Mull

“Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.” — Stitch

“Every family is dysfunctional, whether you want to admit it or not.” — Shailene Woodley

“If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.” — Ashleigh Brilliant

“The world, we’d discovered, doesn’t love you like your family loves you.” — Louis Zamperini

“Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.” — Bill Cosby

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“A happy family is but an earlier heaven.” – George Bernard Shaw

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“Children really can brighten up a house, because they never turn the lights off.” — Ralph Bus

“Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie, not perfect but who’s complaining?” — Robert Brault

“The more you’re loving and understanding, the more your kids will sing.” — Maxime Lagacé

“Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.” — Robert Frost

“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.” — Bob Hope

“Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.” — Douglas Adams

“Family is a blessing. Just keep saying that when you are irritated by something a family member says.” — Marcelina Hardy

Crazy Family Quotes

Here are some of our favorite crazy family quotes.

“Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.” — Cary Grant

“Every family has that one crazy person in it. If you’re missing one I seem to have a few extras.” — Unknown

“Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements.” — Elizabeth II

“Being crazy isn’t enough.” — Dr. Seuss

“Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.” — Wayne Huizenga

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“It’s hard to give up the self—esteem connected to being codependent and appearing ‘right,’ which is probably survival behavior learned from growing up in a crazy family. It feels like you will actually disappear.” — Melody Beattie

“No one wants to rattle the cage of a “crazy” person whose family tends to snap.” — Nicole Gulla

“Where to look if you’ve lost your mind?” — Bernard Malamud

“We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.” — Samuel Beckett

“Ask anyone and they’ll most likely say their family is crazy, and if they don’t say their family is crazy, their friends are crazy. That’s because everyone is crazy after taking the mask off. People are most themselves when not really trying to fit in, when either alone or around those already closest to them, and that is crazy.” — Criss Jami

“Looks like my crazy family Is down one crazy daughter cause I’m shipwrecked in a desert that Once was underwent just Looking for a swift turn of phrase Some colors to fly As I float by In the parade.” — Ani DiFranco

“If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.” — Jeff Foxworthy

Funny Inspirational Family Quotes

These funny inspirational family quotes from our full list of Inspirational Family Quotes will make you smile. And if you like inspirational quotes, you should check out our lists of Short Inspirational Quotes, Inspirational Morning Quotes, Inspirational Quotes for Today, Funny Inspirational Quotes and Inspirational Quotes for Work.

“The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.” — George Santayana

“Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family.” — Anthony Brandt

“In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future.” — Alex Haley

“As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” — Buddy Hackett

“You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.” — Desmond Tutu

“To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.” — Barbara Bush

“Family is a lifejacket in the stormy sea of life.” – J.K. Rowling

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“The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family.” — Lee Iacocca

“I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.” — Ugo Betti

“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” — Bill Vaughan

“All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.” — Leo Tolstoy

“Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.” — Erma Bombeck

“If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable – each segment distinct.” — Letty Cottin Pogrebin

“Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future.” — Gail Buckley

“You don’t have to be defined or confined by your environment, by your family circumstances, and certainly not by your race or gender.” — Mariah Carey

“I know family comes first, but shouldn’t that mean after breakfast?” — Jeff Lindsay

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“Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters, and of family disagreements.” — Queen Elizabeth II

“The family – that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.” — Dodie Smith

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“The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.” — Bertrand Russell

“We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest.” — Meg Cabot

“To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order; we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right.” — Confucius

“Family quarrels have a total bitterness unmatched by others. Yet it sometimes happens that they also have a kind of tang, a pleasantness beneath the unpleasantness, based on the tacit understanding that this is not for keeps; that any limb you climb out on will still be there later for you to climb back.” — Mignon McLaughlin

Funny Relatives Quotes

Have a good laugh with these funny relatives quotes.

“Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.” — Rick Riordan

“I had no blood relatives till I made some.” — Andy Dick

“One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.” — Euripides

“Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.” — Jacques Delille

“Everything is relative except relatives, and they are absolute.” — Alfred Stieglitz

“I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly.” — Roger Zelazny

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“Never stay with friends or relatives. You end up living on their schedules.” — Jamie Farr

“When in doubt, you bring in relatives. Nepotism is a part of my work.” — Garry Marshall

“Feel what you feel, know what you know, and set your relatives free to do the same.” — Melody Beattie

“I’ve never been a fan of loans between relatives or friends. They can divide relationships.” — Jean Chatzky

“Eating well, being around the table with the family or friends or relatives – it doesn’t get any better.” — Lidia Bastianich

“When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.” — George Bernard Shaw

“We want to do one thing and do it really well. For us, that’s communications between people who are friends and relatives.” — Jan Koum

“Blood relatives often have nothing to do with family, and similarly, family is about who you choose to make your life with.” — Oliver Hudson

“Some people are your relatives but others are your ancestors, and you choose the ones you want to have as ancestors. You create yourself out of those values.” — Ralph Ellison

“Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we’ve put it in an impossible situation.” — Margaret Mead

Family Fun Quotes

These family fun quotes will brighten up your day.

“In time of test, family is best.” — Burmese Proverb

“Family is not an important thing. It’s everything.” — Michael J. Fox

“A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.” – Robert A. Heinlein

“Remember as far as anyone knows we’re a nice, normal family.” — Homer Simpson

“I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.” — Fred Allen

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“I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.” — Wanda Sykes

“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” — Buddy Hackett

“Bleeding ulcers run in my family. We give them to each other.” — Lois McMaster Bujold

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close – knit family in another city.” — George Burns

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.” — George Bernard Shaw

“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.” — Ogden Nash

“Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.” — Jerry Seinfeld

“The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst.” — Marge Kennedy

“I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and that’s all that matters.” — Lance Armstrong

“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long—term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.” — Chelsea Handler

“Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex’s new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate’s ex and any new mate that your new mate’s ex has acquired.” — Delia Ephron

Funny Quotes on Family and Friends

Here are funny quotes on family and friends that are sure to make you laugh. You might also like our lists of Best Friend Quotes, True Friendship Quotes and Short Friendship Quotes.

“Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.” — Tennessee Williams

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“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson

“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” — Arnold H. Glasgow

“Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.” ― Sarah Dessen

“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” — Marlene Dietrich

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“Friends are the siblings God never gave us.” — Mencius

If you like this quote you might like our list of Funny Sibling Quotes.

“A friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself.” — Frances Ward Weller

“Friends are the family you choose.” — Jess C. Scott

“You have to have one person in your life that you know would never do anything to steer you wrong. They may disagree with you. They could even break your heart, from time to time. But you have to have one person, at least, who you know will always tell you the truth. You need one person who, when the shit hits the fan, grabs your stuff, throws it in the suitcase, and gets you away from the Italian prince.” ― Taylor Jenkins Reid

“Only when you are in trouble do you realize who your true friends are… And, my dear, you will be surprised!” ― Charbel Tadros

“You know that you’re a true friend when somebody says “But what about that wart on the end of his nose?” and your honest response is “What wart?”. You see true friends accept you for what you are, wart and all.” ― Jeffrey Michael

Funny Family Quotes for the Holidays

We love these funny family quotes for the holidays. Then check out our lists of Thanksgiving Quotes for Family and Christmas Family Quotes for more.

“For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.” — Andy Borowitz

“I like football. I find it an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.” — Craig Ferguson

“I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.” — Damien Fahey

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” — Erma Bombeck

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“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” — Oscar Wilde

“Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.” — Melanie White

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” — Jerry Seinfeld

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” — Larry Wilde

“A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.” — Melanie White

“Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.” — Charles M. Schulz

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” — Victor Borge

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“It’s that special time of year when your whole family gathers together in one place to look at their cellphones.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even if you’re home.” — Carol Nelson

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” — Melanie White

“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.” — Kin Hubbard

Funny Family Sayings

Check out these funny family sayings that we don’t know who said first. You might also like our list of Funny Sayings.

“In our family, normal is so overrated.”

“My family is temperamental. Half temper, half mental.”

“We are more than family. We are like a really small gang.”

“Our family is just one tent away from a full—blown Circus.”

“Pets are like family, except you actually get to choose them.”

“Family: A little bit of crazy, a little bit of loud and a whole lot of love.”

“Our family’s favorite pastime is trying to convince others we are normal.”

“In my family, crazy doesn’t skip a generation.”

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“Your family’s love is the rock that holds you steady during the storm.”

“You can not choose your family, but you can ignore their phone calls!”

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close—knit family in another city.”

“Good News: The holidays are about family. Bad News: It has to be your own family.”

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“I smile because you’re my family…. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it!”

“I saw a store that has a sign that reads “We treat you like family!” Yup, not going in there.”

“Family is like pizza. It’s messy, might give you a stomachache, and you can’t get enough of it.”

“When neighbors see my extended family all get together, they think, “Welp, there goes the neighborhood.”

“Families are like fudge – mostly sweet, with a few nuts.”

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“Strangers think I’m great. My friends think I’m eccentric. My family knows that I am completely insane!”

“If you want to call a family meeting, just turn off the Wi—Fi router and wait in the room in which it is located.”

“The LEE family has really been stressing me out! Perhaps know them? Emotional Lee, Mental Lee, Physical Lee and lets not forget, Financial Lee!”

“We’re loud and proud; when we get together there’s a crowd. When it comes to my extended family, there’s nowhere else I’d rather be.”

Short Funny Family Sayings

You’ll love these short funny family sayings.

“This family is sassy, not classy.”

“Family is the heart of a home.”

“Our shared family trait is crazy.”

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“It only takes two to make a family.”

“Some call it chaos we call it family.”

“This family is stuck with glue and DNA.”

“The bigger the family, the greater the crazy.”

“Caller ID was invented for family screening.”

“I could never leave my family, they’d find me.”

“Family gives you the roots to stand tall and strong.”

“Well, that escalated quickly” is our family motto.”

“The bigger your family, the bigger your problems.”

“FAMILY: We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.”

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“Family is like that annoying itch you can’t scratch.”

“If you think I’m crazy wait till you meet my family.”

“This family is one clown short of a three—ring circus.”

“Family is a gift that came without a receipt. No takebacks.”

“You cannot choose your family, but you can send them to voicemail.”

“This family runs on love, laughter, and several Happy Meals a week.”

“So glad this family is on my side, because they would make terrifying enemies.”

Well, that’s our list! We hope we’ve helped you find the best funny family quote you were looking for.

For funny quotes about each day of the week, head to Funny Monday Quotes, Funny Tuesday Quotes, Funny Wednesday Quotes, Funny Thursday Quotes, Funny Friday Quotes, Funny Saturday Quotes, and Funny Sunday Quotes.

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FAQs

What is the best family quote ever? ›

Short Quotes
  • “Family is not an important thing. It's everything.” – Michael J. Fox.
  • “The memories we make with our family is everything.” – Candace Cameron Bure.
  • “Family is family.” – Linda Linney.
  • “The family is one of nature's masterpieces.” – George Santayana.
  • “In time of test, family is best.” – Burmese Proverb.
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What is a good family caption? ›

"My family is my life, and everything else comes second as far as what's important to me." "Family and friends are hidden treasures, seek them out and enjoy their riches." "The memories we make with our family is everything." "Everyone needs a house to live in, but a supportive family is what builds a home."

What is the best message for family? ›

Family Messages About Bonding

People come and go in our lives, but the beauty of life is that our family is always there. Life is best when you have a loving and caring family and I feel absolutely fortunate to have such a family. Life seems perfect for you people around. Hope we always stay together.

What holds a family together quotes? ›

Quotes About the Strength of a Cohesive Family

A strong family is the glue binding each individual to the world. The strongest people are those backed by a loving family. Family togetherness is the driving force behind a loving heart. When you fall in life, your family catches you and stands you back up.

What is a slogan for family? ›

“To understand your parents' love, you must raise children yourself.” “Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.” “Our family is a circle of strength of love with every birth and every union the circle grows.” “A house is built by hands, but a home is built by heart.”

What are some short quotes about family? ›

20 short family quotes
  • "A man should never neglect his family for business.” — ...
  • "The most important thing in the world is family and love.” — ...
  • "Alone, you are strong, but together, you'll be stronger than ever." – ...
  • “In time of test, family is best.” — ...
  • “The family is one of nature's masterpieces.” —
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What is a strong family bond? ›

share. Strong families help children feel safe and secure. Strong families have warmth and care, good communication, predictability, and strong connections to others outside the family. Looking after yourself is an important part of raising a strong family.

What is the bond of family? ›

What is family bonding? Family bonding happens when you take time to connect with your family members and improve your relationship. You can do this over family dinners, by making memories, or by learning something new together. Why is family bonding important?

What connects a family together? ›

Not only does sharing quality time strengthen and build family bonds, but it also provides a sense of belonging and security for everyone in the family. Research has shown that when families enjoy activities together, children not only learn important social skills but also have higher self-esteem.

What are some 3 word quotes? ›

110 Memorable Three-Word Quotes That Are Short And Sweet
  • “I'll be there.”
  • “I love you.”
  • “Maybe you're right.”
  • “I trust you.”
  • “Go for it.”
  • “Got your back.”
  • “How are you?”
  • “I want you.”
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What is Happy life quote? ›

"The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters." "Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty without happiness." "Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."

What are 5 positive phrases? ›

The phrases below can be used to let someone know that you appreciate (are grateful for) them.
  • Thanks for your help. Saying thank you for anything makes people feel appreciated, needed and loved. ...
  • I couldn't have done it without you. ...
  • I'm so proud of you. ...
  • You're so awesome. ...
  • I appreciate your support.
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What is a famous short quote? ›

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.” “The truth is rarely pure and never simple.” “There is no sin except stupidity.” “There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”

Do enjoy life quotes? ›

Enjoy Life Quotes
  • “Let everything happen to you. ...
  • “The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.” ...
  • “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.” ...
  • “Cherish your solitude. ...
  • “Don't exist.

What's a good quote today? ›

Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after tomorrow will be sunshine. Let us sacrifice our today so that our children can have a better tomorrow. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.

What is a enjoyment quote? ›

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.” “People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.” “you might want to decide fast.

What is family in simple words? ›

Family: A family is a group of two or more persons related by birth, marriage, or adoption who live together; all such related persons are considered as members of one family.

What are some fun slogans? ›

Some unique funny slogans include: "Easy as dell," by Dell, “Betcha can't eat just one,” by Lay's, and "Tastes so good, cats ask for it by name," by Meow Mix.

What are cool mottos? ›

Mottos to Live By
  • When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
  • Life every day like it's your last.
  • Be yourself. ...
  • Be the change you wish to see in the world.
  • Let go of who you think you're supposed to be and embrace who you are.
  • If you are not obsessed with your life, change it.
  • Set some goals, then demolish them.
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What is the best life quote? ›

Hold on to your dreams of a better life and stay committed to striving to realize it.” “If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.” “In order to write about life first you must live it.” “The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.”

What is the best motto in life? ›

25 Mottos to Live By
  • Be kind; you never know the battles others are fighting.
  • Be the change you wish to see in the world.
  • Live each day as if it were your last.
  • The grass is green where you water it.
  • Breathe in courage, breathe out fear.
  • This too shall pass.
  • I am what I think about.
  • Tomorrow is another day.

What is family for life? ›

Families for Life collaborates with McDonald's to support parents in promoting their children's mental well-being and making Triple P more accessible in the communities.

What is a happy family? ›

Happy families show their affection for each other in a variety of ways, including: Telling family members how they feel about them. Showing their love for each other. Considering each other, including each other's feelings. Caring about each other.

What are 20 positive quotes? ›

Top 20 Motivational Quotes
  • It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. ...
  • Nothing lasts forever. ...
  • There are only two ways to live your life. ...
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  • Being strong means rejoicing in who you are, complete with imperfections.

What is life short quote? ›

Life is short, and every moment is precious. Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are travelling the dark journey with us. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind.

What are powerful quotes? ›

15 Powerful Quotes On Success
  • 1) Success is No Accident. ...
  • 2) Success is Not Final, Failure is Not Fatal: it is the Courage to Continue that Counts. ...
  • 3) Don't Count the Days, Make the Days Count. ...
  • 4) He Who is Not Courageous Enough to Take Risks Will Accomplish Nothing in Life. ...
  • 5) Don't Wait for Opportunity, Create it.
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What are some lovely quotes? ›

Short Love Quotes
  • “Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” – ...
  • “You call it madness, but I call it love.” – ...
  • “We can only learn to love by loving.” – ...
  • “A life lived in love will never be dull.” – ...
  • “Life is the flower for which love is the honey.” – ...
  • “All you need is love.” – ...
  • “True love stories never have endings.” –
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What are 3 qualities of a strong family? ›

These common characteristics all contribute to family happiness and strength.
  • Commitment: They make their relationships a high priority. ...
  • Appreciation: They let other family know, daily, they were appreciated. ...
  • Communication: They talk to each other about big issues as well as small issues.
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What are the 6 Secrets of a strong family? ›

Six traits of strong families
  • Strong families express appreciation and affection. ...
  • Strong families have a strong commitment to each other. ...
  • Strong families spend enjoyable time together. ...
  • Strong families manage stress and crisis effectively. ...
  • Strong families have a sense of spiritual well-being.
20 Nov 2018

What keeps a family strong? ›

Create nurturing and attachment moments with your children

The core of a strong family is built by spending time with each other. Make quality time with your children and key family members a priority. Take the time every day to find a way to connect mentally and emotionally with your family.

What holds a family? ›

family, a group of persons united by the ties of marriage, blood, or adoption, constituting a single household and interacting with each other in their respective social positions, usually those of spouses, parents, children, and siblings.

What is a family virtue? ›

It means you set the standard for your family and uphold it by your example. Having virtue means that you work hard to make good choices about all things in life, and that you strive to uplift others with your choices and influence.

What is commitment family? ›

In sum, family commitment is conceptualized to encompass the acceptance and fulfillment of socially proscribed roles that relate to family interaction, as well as individual family mem- bers' identification with and commitment to the family members as a unit.

What makes a close family? ›

In California, for purposes of subdivision of Labor Code Section 2066, "immediate family member" means spouse, domestic partner, cohabitant, child, stepchild, grandchild, parent, stepparent, mother-in-law, father-in-law, son-in-law, daughter-in-law, grandparent, great grandparent, brother, sister, half-brother, half- ...

How do you make your family feel special? ›

6 Ways to Make Your Parents Feel Valued
  1. Plan a special outing. ...
  2. Ask them for advice. ...
  3. Present them with the story of their life. ...
  4. Be sure to share your good news. ...
  5. Give them an embossed gift. ...
  6. Make peace with them (and the past)

What do families do for fun? ›

Here are 101 weekend family activity ideas to help you get started:
  • Family bike rides.
  • Game night.
  • Neighborhood walks.
  • Sports training.
  • Yard work.
  • Laundry day.
  • Volunteer in the community.
  • Family movie night or marathon.

What is the greatest quote of all time? ›

Quotes by Famous People
  • The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - ...
  • The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. - ...
  • Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. ...
  • If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -
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What is the most famous line of all time? ›

Famous Movie Quotes
  • “ May the Force be with you.” - Star Wars, 1977.
  • “ There's no place like home.” - The Wizard of Oz, 1939.
  • “ I'm the king of the world!” - ...
  • “ Carpe diem. ...
  • “ Elementary, my dear Watson.” - ...
  • “ It's alive! ...
  • “ My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. ...
  • “ I'll be back.” -
21 Sept 2018

What is the most positive quote? ›

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall” – Confucius. “Magic is believing in yourself. If you can do that, you can make anything happen” - – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. “All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them” – Walt Disney.

What are some cool quotes? ›

Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes. Keep a cool head and maintain a low profile. Never take the lead - but aim to do something big. Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that'll be me.

What is a positive quote for life? ›

"Lead from the heart, not the head." "Always find opportunities to make someone smile, and to offer random acts of kindness in everyday life." "You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness." "The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts."

What is a good quote for today? ›

Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. Let us sacrifice our today so that our children can have a better tomorrow. Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after tomorrow will be sunshine.

What are some short positive quotes? ›

Short motivational quotes
  • “Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.” — ...
  • “Opportunities don't happen, you create them.” — ...
  • “Love your family, work super hard, live your passion.” — ...
  • “It is never too late to be what you might have been.” —
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