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Spencer breaks up with Toby for good; Aria & Ezra kiss in the rain, stopping traffic, and not giving a damn.

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Oh Ian Thomas, you big dead creepy voyeuristic pervert. Whatchya doing with a hidden video camera in Alison’s bedroom on the night of her murder? Lemme guess – sex tape and/or snuff film? What’s your poison, mister?

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Now that the Lucas misdirection is out of the way, those perves in the N.A.T. club are once again our prime suspects (either as A, or as Alison’s killer… they’re guilty of something fo sho). And with Caleb’s hack0r skills, the pretty little liars are able to retrieve secret video footage on the night of Alison’s murder. We catch Ian, Garrett, and Jenna snooping around the bedroom, as they try to locate their dirty films that somehow ended in Alison’s possession.

Aria: Now that we know it wasn’t Lucas, my money’s on Officer Garrett in the greenhouse with the cell phone.

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*lol* @ Aria trivializing Emily’s near-death experience with a board game reference. But for what it’s worth, my money is on HBIC Jenna in the washroom stall with the walking cane.

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Here’s what we discover from the secret footage:

1. Garrett quitted the N.A.T. club when he thought Ian’s films got too kinky.
2. Jason passed out on weed and booze while his friends rummage through his sister’s bedroom.
3. Ian actually hated Alison and only seduced her to get back his videos. He even called her a bitch.
4. My fave part is when Ian and Jenna were sassing each other. She’s like *snerk* “You’re about as clumsy at seduction as you are with handling a camera” while he basically goes *stfubitch*. I do love when grown men have petty little feuds with teenage girls~

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Caleb catches on that he’s deciphering some dangerous shit from A’s cell phone, though the girls won’t specify exactly what he is working on. He feels particularly uncomfortable after getting spooked by Officer Garrett, who may or may not be keeping him under surveillance.

(Maybe Caleb would feel a lot safer if he didn’t hack illegal stuff in broad daylight at such a public location? Just a thought.)

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Speaking of people who shouldn’t be doing certain things in broad daylight, why is Garrett caressing his crotch in this screenshot? Someone please remind him that he’s at a cafe, not a petting zoo.

I swear, this guy gets weirder and weirder with each episode. He used to be just a shady character, but now Garrett is a full-fledged legitimate creeper. *shudders*

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Hanna wants to stop Caleb’s investigation in order to keep him safe from A’s wrath. She even throws his USB drive into a blender, because that’ll surely destroy the only copy of the incriminating evidence which could possibly identify her tormentor and/or solve her friend’s murder! Great thinking, Hanna!

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I’m actually quite annoyed with Hanna, whose behaviour is beyond overprotective and now seems extremely irrational. It has gotten so bad that she’s almost reaching Aria levels of stupidity here.

Yeah, I understand that she wants to protect her man candy from getting hurt, but her strategy is to basically throw shit into blenders and then pretend not to know anything. While the other girls are seeking answers, she’s actively avoiding any form of initiative. It’s so frustrating to watch Hanna moan, bitch, and nag without doing anything productive about her situation!

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Despite his girlfriend’s protests, Caleb insists on continuing the investigation because he believes it’ll help him protect Hanna. Or in other words…

Caleb: Hanna, I need to introduce conflict into our relationship because we were at risk of turning into a boring television couple. Knowing about A might be dangerous, but being a perfect conflict-free love interest will definitely guarantee that I get written off the show. I saw what happened to Toby!

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Although Hanna destroyed his work in a blender, Caleb saved a back-up copy of everything. *gasp* I know, it must be difficult for Pretty Little Liars viewers to grasp the concept of a computer back-up, but those things do apparently exist in the PLL world!

Caleb was eventually fed some BS about the girls being framed for Alison’s murder, so he continues the investigation. For the sake of protecting the blenders and other household appliances, he decides *not* to tell Hanna about what he’s doing behind her back.

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Since Noel dumped her ass in the previous episode, Mona tries to find some closure in their break-up, but ends up humiliating herself even further. She goes like “NOEL KHAN, ME & U IS OVAR!!! GOOD LUCK FINDING A GF WHO GIVES BETTER HEAD THAN I DO!” …only for Noel to push her to the floor, spit in her face, kick her curled up body a few times, and make fun of Mona with his mute male cronies.

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In short, Noel is a grade A douchebag, but what else is new? He seems like the kind of asshole who’d try out a different flavour of ho every other week. Just be thankful that he broke up with Mona first instead of cheating behind her back.

BTW can that gay guy next to Noel stop *gawking* so blatantly? It’s kinda rude. And staring at Noel’s hand won’t increase your chances of getting a handjob from him, sweetie.

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Hanna comforts her friend by going like “Everyone knows Noel was settling for you, and it was likely that he only hooked up with you due to a serious lapse in judgment, so idk why you’re so upset about the inevitable break-up that we all saw coming. Cheer up?”

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Mona has a difficult time moving on from the break-up, because duh Noel is a hot, rich, and popular piece of ass. She says something about falling in love with his ~*mesmerizing eyes*~, which was OBVIOUSLY a clue (aka. misdirection) in reference to A having “bright eyes” several episodes ago.

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And then, dramatic music!!! The camera suddenly pans to a nearby washroom stall, where Jenna had been eavesdropping in their conversation all along. The show wanted us to think that she was secretly collecting intel, but I think she was probably just taking a wee and the camera happened to capture her at a very *awkward* moment.

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There’s a hot new power couple in town~ Say hello to Noel and Jenna, who are seen having a cozy dinner date together, not long after each of them broke up with their respective romantic partners. OH EM GEE, I can just imagine these two plotting plenty of evulz and destroying humanity happily together. ^_^

In any case, bow down to your newest KING and QUEEN of Rosewood, bitches!

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Mona totally gives the stank face to the new couple, while Hanna doesn’t have the heart to tell her friend that Noel is definitely *winning* the break-up so far. From Mona to Jenna? From Garrett to Noel? These rebounds are top notch. And I think both of them traded up big time, to be honest.

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What is A’s problem with Spoby??? A seems intent to break up Spencer and Toby for no apparent reason other than to manufacture conflict between a previously drama-free couple. If only A put in one tenth of the effort into breaking up Ezria as well. *sighs* But we don’t always get what we want.

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Encouraged by their romantic rendezvous in the last episode, Toby continues to stalk Spencer relentlessly, even though she’s giving him a lot of mixed signals. On one hand, she’s worried that A will hurt Toby as previously warned. On the other hand, she really loves making out on his washboard abs. Oh, such an impossible dilemma! What is a girl supposed to do!?

Toby is like “RING RING. Spencer, pick up the phone. You don’t want to test my persistence, because I will win you over by annoying you to death.”

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Spencer doesn’t want to answer the call though, and tells Emily to make up an excuse like “tell him I’m not here” which is later changed to “no wait, tell him I’m in the shower”. I guess she wanted to feed into Toby’s fantasies of her being wet and naked? It’s her way of saying “Hey stud, I might be ignoring you, but just visualize me rubbing soap all over mah body~ ;)”

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Toby: Hey, is Spencer around?
Emily: *nervously* Um…she’s unable to come to the phone right now.

OMGFAIL. Really, Emily? That’s the best excuse you can come up with? Maybe Spencer should have just let Toby go to the answering machine instead.

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Spencer: What else was I supposed to do? I totally shut him down…
Aria: You’re protecting somebody love. It’s kind of romantic!
Spencer: No, it’s the opposite of romantic. -_-“

*lmao* That is SUCH an Aria response. Only in her demented mind would she think being blackmailed to break up with a boyfriend = *romantic gesture*. Of course, this coming from the same girl who has convinced herself that she’s the heroine in the greatest love story of the century, so her delusions don’t surprise me.

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But enough with other people’s romantic problems! Aria singlehandedly manages to shift the entire conversation back to herself. She starts whining about Ezra blah blah blah, while the other girls tease her for finding a beard in Holden.

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Hanna: I know what it means. He’s gay.
Aria: He’s not gay. I’ve known him since I was five.
Emily: He might not have known when he was five.
Spencer: Has he ever tried to kiss you?
Aria: No…
Everyone Else: GAY!!!!!

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Jeebus, I love how they can jump to the automatic conclusion that Holden is a big ol’ gay just because he hasn’t tried to mack on Aria yet. Mind you, I have the same mentality as them, and am not fully convinced that he’s checking out this hot girl’s booty. More like her big ass obstructed his line of vision as he’s checking out Mike Montgomery on the other side, amirite?

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BTW this must be the WORST attempt at a perverted face ever. Holden, please never make this expression again.

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The pretty little liars discover that Alison had been receiving blackmail notes back when she was alive. The lulzy messages include “It’s my turn to torture you” (hawt), “You think you’re safe on the outside, but you’re not when I’m on the inside” (this one doesn’t even make sense), “You scared yet? You should be, bitch~” (sounds like something I would write in my recaps), and “Next time it’ll be your face, not this pumpkin” (cue the Halloween flashback segment!)

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FLASHBACK TIME: …from the cutting room floor of the Halloween episode. I love watching scenes with the young incarnations of the pretty little liars, because they’re always so tongue-in-cheek funny.

Hanna: Your sister and Ian are so cute together! Do you think they’ll get married?
Spencer: I guess so~ They seem perfect for each other.

*lol* Apparently, this must be the Halloween before Spencer started her fiancé stealing rampage.

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Seeing Alison’s half-assed attempt at a LADY G outfit gets me every time. Every time!

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OMFG A WAS BLACKMAILING ALISON TOO! BEFORE HE, SHE OR IT WAS BLACKMAILING THE PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!

…and it would’ve been a very shocking revelation if they didn’t already tell us several episodes ago. I’m pretty sure Alison received a text message signed by A at the end of the Halloween special.

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Aria: Ezra! Hey, I’m calling from Emily’s phone for expository reasons. Listen…I really don’t want to think about us being over, but whether we are or we aren’t, it’s something we should discuss face to face, or mouth to mouth, or body to body. So meet me tonight at eight before my curfew and my bedtime. If you come, there’s still a chance for us. And if not… *BEEEEEEP*

LMAO. Goddamn, even the voicemail machine got fed up with Aria’s rambling.

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Ezra ignores Aria’s voicemail (…and why shouldn’t he? It’s not like she has any new material. You hear one Aria voicemail message, you heard them all.) In the end, he still doesn’t have the balls to delete her call.

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BEST ROLLERCOASTER RIDE EVER!!! A’s latest attempt to break up Spencer and Toby involves attempting to *MURDER* the latter. Toby’s accidental fall was definitely an intentional and premeditated move, courtesy of A.

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BTW this is supposed to be Toby Cavanaugh, not a stunt actor with a classic Justin Bieber hairdo.

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Toby scraped through the fall with just a broken arm (and he recovered well enough to drive a truck later in the episode). At least he now has an opportunity to talk directly to Spencer, but wait…A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!! Enter the handsome doctor with a charming accent and a complicated history with Spencer!

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This is the first time that Toby and Wren have met each other. Let’s just say their introduction is more than a little awkward…

Toby: You two know each other?
Spencer: Uh yeah, Wren used to date Melissa…
Wren: *proudly* Was engaged to, actually. Before something got in the way.

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WHAT GOT IN THE WAY, WREN? YOUR THROBBING ERECTION FOR YOUR FIANCEÉ’S SISTER? I love how proud he seems about this fact too, like cheating on Melissa is a badge that he’d happily wear on his doctor’s coat.

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Jenna also pays Toby a visit in the hospital. Their exchange is kinda hilarious, because she doesn’t spend any time inquiring about her stepbrother’s well-being. The first sentence out of her mouth is literally “WHY DID YOU GO BACK TO THAT HOUSE!?” Because yeah, who cares that Toby nearly killed himself from the fall? Jenna’s sole purpose of visiting is to tell Toby about how Spencer = an evil dangerous conniving bitch.

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Emily: HOW DARE YOU COME HERE!

Emily and Jenna have a bitch-off at the hospital. Ever since the Halloween episode where Em was checking out Jenna’s gagas, I keep on interpreting their hostility as UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION. Some things can never be unseen.

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Jenna: You should have left Toby alone! You all should have left him alone! You know how everyone close to you gets hurt.
Emily: Are you threatening me? Here? Today?

Today??? It’s so bizarre that she added a time stamp to her response. Would Emily prefer if Jenna threatened her tomorrow instead? Or maybe they can schedule a future appointment for their next showdown?

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Spencer needs to break up with Toby to protect him, but she gets Emily to do the dirty work instead.

Emily: MOVE OVER SPOBY, IT’S WRENCER TIME.

The showrunners decided to change things up a bit, so she’s gonna dump you and Wren will be her new love interest for a while. I guess having a stable romance in television is just too much to ask for. I would know – just ask me and my rotating door of girlfriends.

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Do you remember when Toby talked about making babies with Spencer just a couple of episodes ago? Damn, look at how things have changed since then~~~

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Toby: I want some answers! About you and Spencer!
Wren: I tongued her, I’m not gonna deny that. I was under the impression that you two were over, but that probably wouldn’t have stopped me anyway, given my track record. Spencer might have mentioned that she broke up with you just hours before she made out with me. But frankly, we didn’t do much talking when she was so busy exchanging saliva with me.

It must be biting Toby’s ass though that Wren is both the original AND the new love interest for Spencer. And he’s a doctor too! How is a measly carpenter supposed to compete with Dr. McAccenty?

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Toby: *bitchy* You should go now.
Wren: Come on, mate!

YEAH COME ON MATE. If he didn’t kiss Spencer like right away, you know those bitches are going to accuse him of being *GAY LIKE HOLDEN* as well.

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OMG SHE’S STARING OUT THE WINDOW WHILE IT’S RAINING. THIS IS SO SAD AND EVERYTHING. *insert overwrought Spencer expression* CAN YOU FEEEEEL HER MISERY???

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Aria goes on another fake date with Not-Gay Holden, even though they go their separate ways as soon as Mama Montgomery is out of the picture.

BTW, did Aria’s parents dress their daughter in the most HIDEOUS flowered jacket to ensure that no one would hit on her? If so, mission accomplished.

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Holden: Aria, I’m not gay.
Aria: Okay. Well, then what are you?

Um, in denial? But now that Holden firmly asserts he’s not gay gay gay, my interest in his character pretty much drops to zero. Whatever his secret is, I don’t really care anymore unless it involves some cock holding.

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Aria is waiting for a secret rendezvous with Ezra, where they would have this gigantic breakthrough and be happily reunited, because this shit has happened a bajillion times in the past. However, she spends a lonnnng time waiting for him in the rain, and maybe she should have brought a book instead of spending hours looking at every car license plate that comes her way.

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Meanwhile, Ezra is busy burying himself in his work so that he won’t be a pedobear. Unfortunately, he takes out his pent-up sexual frustration on a student. This college kid wrote a story about how a man leaves his fiancée to be with a woman whom he met five minutes ago due to *A CONNECTION*. Laugh now, but this almost sounds like a pitch for an ABC Family television show in the future.

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Student: True love saves him from making the biggest mistake of his life~~~

I think we might have found what an Ezria fan looks like in person.

Ezra: Do you think that’s realistic? Student: I think it’s romantic.
Ezra: Life isn’t always romantic. Sometimes it’s realistic. Sometimes things don’t work out the way you want them to.

*barfing* Can the show please stop pretending that Ezra bending his high school student over the classroom table is ROMANTIC!? It’s neither romantic nor realistic. It’s simply repulsive.

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Student: BE BOLD AND MIGHTY FORCES WILL COME TO YOUR AID. It’s a quote, I forgot who said it. But that’s what my story is about~

*lol* Look at this college kid talking out of his ass just to get a better grade for his assignment. No1curr about your stupid story, dude! Go home!

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Ezra shows up for her blah blah blah. Aria kisses him in the rain blah blah blah. Annoying music in the background blah blah blah. Ezria back together again blah blah blah. Was there ever any doubt?

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YEP THAT’S RIGHT, THE POWER OF EZRIA TRU LUV CAN STOP TRAFFIC~

*lolwtf* It was kinda amazing that Ezra and Aria basically caused a massive traffic jam with their romantic reunion. Like, what kind of jackass would leave his vehicle in the middle of a busy one-way street!? Can you imagine trying to drive home on a rainy night, only for that asshole in front of you to block off the only available intersection? The loud background music must have drowned out the sound of a hundred cars honking in annoyance!

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At the end of the episode, Toby leaves his truck in front of Spencer’s house, which is his way of saying “BITCH, IT’S OVAR~”.

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We don’t get to see what Toby wrote to Spencer in his farewell letter, but let me take a crack at it:

Dear Spencer,

Hope you and your doctor boyfriend enjoy making new fond memories inside my truck. I may or may not have rigged the brakes, so please make sure that Wren is present when he drives this off a cliff.

P.S. Please find an attached photograph of my six-pack abs as a constant reminder of what you’ve given up.

Love,
Toby Cavanaugh

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We end the episode with A cutting up photographs of the four main love interests, starting with Ezria. Is this an indication that A will break up the couple? Or that A plans to kill off Ezra? Either way I’m game!

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But wouldn’t it be amazing if A murdered all four love interests in one go – Ezra, Caleb, Maya, and Toby? Shit would hit the ceiling fan!

Please make it happen, A! I believe in you!!!

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Who is the blonde girl in Pretty Little Liars? ›

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Is the blind girl in PLL blind? ›

Jenna is proven to be faking her blindness when she picks up and examines the earring. The girls decided to keep quiet about this newfound knowledge so that they could possibly use Jenna's secret against her.

Did Ezra sleep with Aria? ›

Aria and Ezra do sleep together on the show, but their having sex after he loses his job avoids being defined as statutory rape by a mere technicality. Pretty Little Liars not only portrays this relationship, it romanticizes it.

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Courtney DiLaurentis was the identical twin sister of Alison DiLaurentis. She was also the girl who Aria, Spencer, Emily, and Hanna knew as "Ali" and was their best friend.

How old was Aria when she slept with Ezra? ›

Ezra was Aria's high school teacher when they started dating — she was only 16 — that alone was creepy. The backstory only made it worse. He had previously hooked up with and romanced Aria's friend, 15-year-old Ali (Sasha Pieterse), until the night she disappeared.

Who is Alison scared of the most? ›

Grunwald knew that Charles is who Alison feared, but because she can't really "see" with her gift, she instead "feels" in her soul whether or not someone can be trusted.

Who is the main villain in PLL? ›

Alex Drake as "A.D." "A" is the main antagonist of the novel and television series Pretty Little Liars.

Who was the creepy little girl in PLL? ›

Let's talk about that Maddie Ziegler dance sequence.

A few seasons ago, Maddie Ziegler appeared on an episode of PLL where she played a creepy little girl in Radley. She was seen only by Spencer, and we watched her do an eerie ballet routine atop bathtubs and hospital beds.

Do the girls find out Ezra is a? ›

The episode, directed by Melanie Mayron and written by Maya Goldsmith, originally aired on February 18, 2014 on ABC Family. Aria [ Lucy Hale ] finally finds out that Ezra [Ian Harding] has been A all along . Episode no.

Who was the Black Swan PLL? ›

In the episode "Birds of a Feather", it is revealed that Melissa is the Black Swan and that the night of the Masquerade Ball she received a note, blackmailing her to wear the costume to the ball.

Did Jenna and Toby sleep together? ›

Toby was supposed to die in Season 1, as in the books he committed suicide. Toby was forced to have sex with Jenna in the show.

Why is Ali scared Ezra? ›

(alis attempt to get rid of ezra from her life) Ali is afraid of Ezra because he tried to kill her when she refused to get an abortion.

Did Ezra sleep with Alison? ›

Ezra and Alison “didn't do anything,” and in fact she lied about her age when they first met at a bar; he dumped her when he found she wasn't 21. Hanna was the one who kissed the detective who was flirting with her all season; after the kiss, he backed off.

Who does Aria have a crush on? ›

Ezra Fitz - Ezra is in a romantic relationship with Aria. In Season 2, when Jason had a crush on Aria, she rejected him because she wanted to be with Ezra. In the time jump, when Aria and Jason were in a romantic relationship, they broke up because Aria accepted a job offer hoping to cross paths with Ezra again.

Who is Alison's baby's father? ›

Ladies and gentlemen, the father of PLL's “Emison” baby is… Wren! The big reveal came midway through the finale's second hour, following Spencer's meeting with A.D. — aka her secret British twin Alex Drake!

Who was Alison's original A? ›

Original A was the first "A" and revealed to be Mona Vanderwaal. Mona began torturing Alison by sending her gifts, threats and soon attacking her while wearing a zombie costume. "A" continued to mess with Ali and her mother Jessica DiLaurentis, whom she believed it to be Spencer Hastings.

Who is the father of Alison's twins? ›

Not only was A.D.'s identity finally exposed, but the father of Ali and Emily's babies was revealed as well — but nope, they're not the same person. It turns out that Wren is the father and the secret comes out thanks to A.D. — aka Spencer's twin Alex Drake.

Did Ezra know Arias age? ›

It's not until Season 4 that the show reveals Ezra knew exactly who Aria was and that she was underage when he had sex with her.

Did Aria cheat on Jason Ezra? ›

Aria has cheated on every boyfriend she's had. When she was dating Noel, she cheated on him by making out with Ezra. When she was dating Ezra, she kisses Jason and she kisses Wesley, his brother.

How much older is Mr Fitz than Aria? ›

Sadie Says: It's creepy (and illegal) I can handle the seven-year age difference — especially because Aria was 16 when she met Ezra, the legal age of consent in Pennsylvania — but I will never be able to completely accept the student-teacher dynamic. Yeah, it's hot.

Why was Ezra stalking girls? ›

Ezra stalked and spied on Aria, Spencer, Hanna, and Emily while they were teenagers to learn the truth about Alison's disappearance. In doing so, he took photos of them, watched them on video, and created lairs designed to follow their every move.

Who was originally threatening Alison? ›

Game Over, Charles It was revealed that Alison's attempted killer was her older sister (later revealed to be her cousin), Charlotte, otherwise known as CeCe Drake.

Who got Alison pregnant in PLL? ›

What I can't take credit for, however, was correctly guessing the child's father, which was finally revealed Tuesday during the Freeform drama's two-hour series finale. Ladies and gentlemen, the father of PLL's “Emison” baby is… Wren!

Why was Toby A? ›

Toby claims he only joined “A” as a way to keep Spencer safe. Despite this questionable justification, the Liar got back together with Toby in finale “A DAngerous Game” until their last breakup (so far). Following the Toby bombshell, it seemed as though Mona had also recruited Spencer to the “A Team” of minions.

Who has an evil twin in PLL? ›

Alex is the daughter of Mary Drake and Peter Hastings. She is also the identical twin sister of Spencer Hastings, and the younger half-sister of Melissa Hastings, Jason DiLaurentis, and Charlotte DiLaurentis.

Who are the 5 ghosts in PLL? ›

Series Information

The Five was a group of five seemingly random teenagers who were involved in the mysterious curse in Ravenswood. The members of the five included Caleb Rivers, Miranda Collins, Remy Beaumont, Olivia Matheson, and Luke Matheson.

Was Spencer's twin A the whole time? ›

It turns out that Spencer (Troian Bellisario) had an evil twin this entire time, and that "A.D." refers to her initials — Alex Drake.

Did Spencer know she had A twin? ›

Alex is Spencer's identical twin sister, whose existence was unknown until the series' final episode.

Who is the most annoying character in Pretty Little Liars? ›

The 20 Most Annoying Characters in Pretty Little Liars, Ranked
  • Alice Penney. Where the hell are Jenna and Mellisa, yet emily is on here (and Holden wtf)?!?! ...
  • Kyleigh Rametta. ...
  • Rachel Reynolds. ...
  • Todd Chatwin. ...
  • Mhia Neiderman. ...
  • Jayme Mcdonell. ...
  • Kala Kenzie Pugh. ...
  • Claudia Carmona.

Do the girls find out Toby was A? ›

Spencer Hastings is finally confiding in her friends. In the Feb. 26 episode of Pretty Little Liars, the recently single teen (played by Troian Bellisario) reveals that her ex-boyfriend Toby Cavanaugh (Keegan Allen) has been plotting against them as part of the villainous A-Team.

What episode does Aria get pregnant? ›

The DArkest Knight (Pretty Little Liars)
"The DArkest Knight"
Episode no.Season 7 Episode 10
Directed byArlene Sanford
Written byI. Marlene King & Maya Goldsmith
Produced byJonell Lennon Hynndie Wali
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Does Aria get pregnant in PLL? ›

“I love my PLL family. I'm so happy for them and the success on their show and I'm happy to hear that Aria and Ezra are still kicking it and have a baby, that's great,” she said. “It's wild. It's like, we were babies and look at all that happened!

Who was the A stalking Alison? ›

Original “A”

Mona started the whole “A” business by first bullying and stalking Alison DiLaurentis. After Alison's supposed death, Mona begins threatening Alison's friends: Aria Montgomery, Spencer Hastings, Emily Fields, and Hanna Marin — all in an effort to be the latter's one and only bestie.

What did Melissa tell her dad at the police station? ›

She buried her alive. This is what Melissa whispered to her father while waiting for Spencer in the police station last season and it's why Mr. Hastings wants her far away from Rosewood.

Who was revealed as A? ›

Mona Vanderwaal was the 1st "A" to be revealed, also known as Original A, the one that created "the game". Mona was revealed in 2x25 "UnmAsked". Toby Cavanaugh was the 2nd "A" to be revealed. Toby was also the "betrAyer" and was revealed in 3x12 "The Lady Killer".

Who slept with Toby in the hotel? ›

This was also where Charlotte met Archer Dunhill. Alex revealed that she was the one who kissed Toby in The DArkest Knight and later had sex with him in Choose or Lose.

When did Spencer lose her virginity PLL? ›

She lost her virginity with Toby in The Lady Killer. Spencer was the third of the four liars to be visited by Alison. She appears to her in the Hastings' living room in "If These Dolls Could Talk".

Who is Toby's ex wife? ›

Amy is Toby's ex-girlfriend, played by Janine Poreba.

Who is Ezra's crush? ›

Sabine Wren. Ezra and Sabine. As the two youngest members of the crew of the Ghost, Ezra and Sabine were good friends. Ezra instantly developed a crush on Sabine the moment she first revealed her beauty to him.

Why is Ezra obsessed with Alison? ›

They main reason he started a relationship with her was to gain information about Alison because he was writing a book about her, a "true crime novel".

Is Ezra a villain? ›

Type of Villain

Ezra Fitz is a prominent character in the Freeform series Pretty Little Liars. However, he serves as one of the two main antagonists in Season 4 (the other being CeCe Drake). He was portrayed by Ian Harding.

Who knew Alison alive? ›

Ian Thomas knew that Alison was still alive... So at the end of season 1, when he's struggling with Spencer at the bell tower, someone wearing a hoodie comes in and he says, "What are you doing here?" At the end of season 4, Alison says that she pushed Ian.

Did Ezra get Alison pregnant? ›

Ezra got Alison Pregnant Before She went missing... and she had the baby | Fandom.

Did Spencer and Wren sleep together? ›

In the books, Wren sleeps with Melissa after breaking up with her for Spencer. In the show, this never happened. Wren and Spencer have sex in the book but not in the show. Spencer sees Wren a lot in the show but doesn't see him in the book.

What mental illness does Aria have? ›

Fandom. Evidence to suggest Aria has a split personality disorder? People say she might have a split personality disorder because a couple of her relatives have had mental health issues. But that doesn't automatically mean Aria will inherit this.

Did Noel know Ali was alive? ›

In Season 4, it is revealed that he has known Alison is alive and has been helping her. However, he was blackmailed by Alison, but did not reveal his secret.

Who kisses Aria? ›

Aria starts having dreams about Jason, and the two even kiss (despite the fact she's dating Ezra), but they quickly fizzle out when the Liars find creepy, stalkerish photos of Aria in Jason's shed. You know, as you do.

Who find out CeCe is A? ›

In the episode, Alison, Aria, Emily, Hanna, Spencer and Mona finally uncover the true identity of "A," who turns out to be CeCe Drake, and they learn why she has been tormenting them. In addition, the episode includes a time jump, as the Liars return to Rosewood after being away for five years.

Do the girls find out Ezra is A? ›

The episode, directed by Melanie Mayron and written by Maya Goldsmith, originally aired on February 18, 2014 on ABC Family. Aria [ Lucy Hale ] finally finds out that Ezra [Ian Harding] has been A all along . Episode no.

Are Hanna and Alison the same person? ›

Hanna later realizes that during the time she was friends with Mona Vanderwaal, Mona essentially turned her into Alison and that she's never known who she really is.

Who are the 4 main girls in Pretty Little Liars? ›

Freeform's "Pretty Little Liars" launched the four main actors, Ashley Benson (who played Hanna Marin), Shay Mitchell (Emily Fields), Lucy Hale (Aria Montgomery), and Troian Bellisario (Spencer Hastings), to fame when it premiered in June 2010.

What mental illness does CeCe have? ›

Mary could have been a woman on the autism spectrum scale, and CeCe could have had narcissistic personality disorder (she makes the transition from boy to girl look seamless and glamorous, which is a far cry from the reality of true trans teens).

Was Mona A to Alison? ›

The second "A" is revealed as Alison DiLaurentis and the third "A" as Nick Maxwell. In the television series, the first and original “A” was revealed to be Mona Vanderwaal.

Why did CeCe become A? ›

Basically she had two reasons, the first being that they were happy Alison was gone and the second being that she was addicted to the game(like she said "it felt really good to be good at something").

Who did Ezra get pregnant? ›

During season three, viewers were introduced to Ezra's high-school girlfriend Maggie and her 7-year-old son Malcolm, who was believed to be Ezra's child. Maggie got pregnant while dating Ezra, and his mother paid Maggie to disappear to avoid Ezra having to care for a child as a teenager.

Is Alison's mom A twin? ›

The first half of Season 7 ended with Spencer learning she was the biological daughter of Mary Drake, the identical twin of Alison's mother, Jessica DiLaurentis.

WHO IS A in PLL 3? ›

The third season takes place five months following the discovery that Mona Vanderwaal (Janel Parrish) was the elusive "A" that had been creatively and relentlessly tormenting the four main characters, Aria Montgomery (Lucy Hale), Spencer Hastings (Troian Bellisario), Hanna Marin (Ashley Benson), and Emily Fields (Shay ...

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